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Aldous Huxley being interviewed

Why can’t they do interviews like this any more? Just get some ridiculously clever person on TV and pick the shit out of their brains. The fact is the only thing I give less of a shit about than Cameron Diaz’s new film is what Cameron Diaz thinks about her new film. I’m being harsh on Cameron Diaz. She’s okay really. She doesn’t really want to do interviews. I know some people care, but can’t we just mix it up a bit? Come on. Be fair.

Posted on Tuesday, July 5th 2011, by Operation Margarine

Tags Aldous Huxley video awesome cool

Good Magic Trick

What? It is. That’s literally what it is. Look at Jonathan fucking Ross, he hates being upstaged. That’s why your chat show got boring Jonathan. Because you can’t handle sharing the limelight. At first that was why you were funny, but then it got sad. Here’s Piff’s website. He’s as funny as he is magical, which is very. 

Posted on Tuesday, July 5th 2011, by Operation Margarine

Tags magic video funny fuck off Jonathan Ross and your shit little fucking beard

Tinie Tempah featuring the Clangers

It does sound like the Clangers. What it does? It does! If you don’t know, these are the Clangers, they’re basically little space rats from the 70s. I’m making them sound rubbish — they weren’t. Oliver Postgate, their creator was a bit of a genius. In many ways if you offered me a world without the Clangers or a world with Tinie Tempah, I’d pick the former. I’ve got off topic here. This song is cool.

Posted on Friday, June 24th 2011, by Operation Margarine

Tags music video

Vibrations at 1000 frames per-second

Okay science, that’s quite enough out of you — it’s Friday and my brain is completely like, “What did I even open this tab for?” So yeah, I’ll watch this again on Monday when I can give it the attention it clearly deserves.

Posted on Friday, June 24th 2011, by Operation Margarine

Tags science video

“Bloody emigrants going over there taking their jobs”

Stewart Lee reveals what emigrants are talking about when they say, “Quality of life”. This man is a genius.

Posted on Friday, June 24th 2011, by Operation Margarine

Tags funny video

Did you see it coming?

Three seconds into this video if you’re anything like me you’ll be thinking, “This doesn’t make sense. That guy, even though I can only see the back of his bald head, somehow doesn’t look irresponsible enough to do something this absurdly dangerous.”

Posted on Friday, June 24th 2011, by Operation Margarine

Tags video

Car tow fail surprisingly heartwarming

Yeah sure this clown crashes spectacularly and ruins his snazzy car, but it’s nice to see the car following pull over and hear the click of seat belts releasing as they obvious resolve to go to help.

Posted on Friday, June 24th 2011, by Operation Margarine

Tags video heartwarming fail

LulzSec chat logs leaked by Guardian

Hacker collective LulzSec’s chat logs have been released on The Guardian.

Check out a rather amusing summary here, or, if you can be arsed, go through the whole thing here.

The Guardian seem bemused by the fact that the group find their media coverage exciting — but Lulzsec have never hidden that fact that they’re hacking for the sake of the coverage.

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Posted on Friday, June 24th 2011, by Operation Margarine

Tags internet cool news